Srpen 2011

Auschwitz v centru Prahy...

9. srpna 2011 v 14:58 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Moje vasen pro Prahu je znama vec. V duchu jsem v Praze porad. Predkladam nasledujici zajimavost a budu vdecny za pomoc - ja sam nevim co to je. Je to v centru Prahy, za rohem z ulice Na Bojisti - kde je ta Svejkova hospoda. Vic o tom nevim. Me to ale pripomina budovy v Auschwitzu - jestli jste tedy navstivili to zname turisticke letovisko. Ty budovy jsou jako vysite. V budovach jsou viditelne lide, je to nejaky koncentrak? Nejaka sadisticka nemocnice, kde cesti doktori Mengeleove provadi sve pokusy na americky zajatcich? Neco z knizek Ludvika Soucka? Vy mi to pomozte identifikovat. Podle mne je to jedno z nejtypictejsi mist Prahy ... Co to tedy je?




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Blogy na idnes.cz se riti do riti...

8. srpna 2011 v 16:55 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Oficialni oznameni je ze " George Novotny zrusil svuj blog na idnes". Na adrese http://georgenovotny.blog.idnes.cz/ - presvedcte se sami, cesti "overovaci vseho mozneho". Smutnou skutecnosti je, ze byl vystvan, protoze je emigrant. A proti emigrantum v Cesku vladne docela solidni nenavist - pokud tedy rezimu nelezete presvedcive do zadku. A to George Novotny nedelal. Ale psal zajimave clanky. A tak byl vystvan "(zasíláním vulgárních e-mailů, pornografie a vyhrůžek)", utoky ze vsech stran a umyslnou nepodporou ze strany administrace blogu na idnes.cz. Novotneho vubec neznam, ale je to emigrant a vidim tam pattern.

Ovsem rabidni a primitivni utoky proti (nastesti byvalym) Cechum v emigraci jsou administraci idnes.cz nejen trpeny, ale primo vitany. Jako treba stvave rudopravni agitky Marka Barleje (pseudonym komunisty Miroslava Psenici, jak vtipne) na adrese http://barlej.bigbloger.lidovky.cz/c/204295/Jsou-vsichni-emigranti-hajzlici.html

Vetsina ostatnich blogeru na idnes.cz jsou jisteze podprumerne nuly (statistika nepusti, ze), pisici o psech, kocickach nebo CSSD, ale byvavali tam kdysi i dobri blogeri, ze kterych se vyvinuli casem jacisi internetovi disidenti - takovy Vaclavek, Vetvicka nebo Kriz. Ale uz nejsou. Kde jsou, kde jsou, kde jsou - kam se podeli? Odstehovali se nebo umreli?

Neodstehovali se, ani neumreli, dokonce ani neemigrovali (snad s vyjimkou "udajneho" Ostravaka Vetvicky, ktery travi duchod v Moldavii), jsou tam porad, ale tresou se strachy jako ratlici aby si to u marxistickeho vedeni blogu idnes.cz nejak nepokazili a nebyli taky vyhozeni.

A tak si i tihle drive chrabri junaci dal pisou svoje slinty a boji se zastat blizniho sveho. Potrebuje clovek nepritele, ma-li tyhle lidi za pratele?

Ani jeden z nich se nezastal byvaleho kolegy (a nikoliv emigranta) - ktery je momentalne bez soudu a dukazu v base (jen v EU je neco takoveho mozne - ale vy sulini protestujete proti Guantanamo?)

Ladislav Matuska (27.4.1971)
Vazebni veznice Litomerice
Postovni prihradka 79
412 81 Litomerice

Chodit s nim do hospody a na zranice bylo v poradku, pak najednou ticho a utrum? Vy jste ale charakteri! Ani za ten clanek na blogu vam nestal?

A to je prosim pekne CECH!!! Nikoliv tridni nepritel jako ja, nebo mi kamaradi. Tam uz v zadne zastani doufat pochopitelne nemohu. Jste uzasni hrdinove, vy internetovi disidenti - at uz bicyklujete v Moldavii, Belorusku nebo prednasite basne na Krylonocich.

Pipnuli jste aspon nekdy, kdyz vyhodili mne, Rezabka, Jungwirtha, Jakoubka pripadne meho kamarada Krystlika z idnes.cz (sebekriticky priznavam, ze i Krystlika vyhodili kvuli mne a ne kvuli tomu co psal)? Kdyz vyhodili Vanka nebo mne z Lidovek? Napsali jste o tom nekde na verejny blog? Neee? Bali jste se? Moc jste se bali? Bojim, bojim?

A ted v podstate vystvali Novotnyho (vubec ho neznam, ale je to emigrant a vidim tam pattern.) Zase se moc bojite? Nenechali by vas prednaset basne? V Praze a ani v Sudetech? Nejste vy kamaradi s Barlejem, v nejakem tom vlasteneckem, emigranty nenavidicim spolku?

Tak to jo. Ja vim, ze tomu nerozumim, kdyz tam u vas neziju.

Rosta

Ceska prace...

7. srpna 2011 v 21:10 | Ross Hedvicek
A tenhle obrazek je prosim falzifikat. To mi poslal muj paranoidni kamarad, jako dukaz, ze zfalsifikovat jde vsechno (pry "temer vsechno" rika on). Proste ve Photoshopu vymenil obrazek a bylo to. Takze aby bylo jasno - tenhle obraz jsem nikdy nenamaloval. Ovsem ted se to ocitne v mem spisu StB a Krystlik tomu bude verit, ze ano - protoze estebaci prece nelzou. Obzvlaste jsou-li z Prahy.


Morning has broken...

7. srpna 2011 v 4:00 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Muj obraz pojmenovany "Morning has broken" (122cm x 122cm). Puvodne moje dcera rekla (po zhlednuti "Piety"), ze by si chtela vzit muj pristi obraz k sobe do domu. Dnes prijde, hledi na to a nelibi se ji to, nevi co to. Za chvili prijde muj syn a ona se ho pta - Vis co to je?". Syn se na to podiva a povida" To je pohled z El Jobean Bridge na Port Charlotte v 7 hodin rano! Jezdis tamtudy kazdy den dvakrat denne!" Spokojeny usmev se mi rozlil po tvari. Je to presne to. Mam vsimaveho syna.




Pozdejsi dodatek: Po zverejneni vyseuvedeneho se mi ozval kamarad s nasledujicim: "Nemusel bych se o to starat, ale vzdy mne rozcili takovy ten ... slendrian. Copak neumis neco kloudne ofotografovat?

Na plochou predlohu se pripevni zrcatko, ve kterem musis videt nezkreslene objektiv jako kruh - tim je fotak kolmo k predloze. Sviti se z dalky z boku nebo rozptylenym svetlem - napr. odrazeny blesk od bileho stropu."

Ano, jiste ze to vim a umim - ale ja to tak nedelam! Umeni je v tom, ze ty to delas tak jako ty chces a ne tak, jak se to ma delat! Copak jsem nejaky stadovity ovcovity Cech? Ja taky umim malovat jako Rubens, ale nedelam to, protoze by to byla plagiarizace a me se to libi jinak.

A hlavne: kdybych to vyfotil bez toho okoli, bez knihovny, o ktere kazdy moron vi, ze je moje, tak by mi polovina ctenaru ani neverila, ze jsem to namaloval ja a vresteli by "fotomontaz!" pripadne ze je to fotka nekde z internetu a "to muze rict kazdy" (no jo Cesi :-) ) a za druhe jsou tam ty knihy. Bez knih v pozadi bych "investigativni" Cechacky pripravil o moznost si obrazek zvetsovat, cist hrbety knih a nasledne se mne snazit analyzovat, co jsem vlastne za cloveka, kdyz mam zrovna "tuhle" knizku v knihovne. A tolik perverzni radosti bych proste nemel srdce svym ctenarum brat.


Americky super-pes...

5. srpna 2011 v 17:41 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Strucne shrnuti clanku v anglictine: Prave se prozradilo, ze pri dopadeni bin Ladena hral vyraznou roli i pes slouzici u americkych SEALs, jmenem Cairo (je to ten na prvnim obrazku). Udajne zahnal bin Ladena do rohu jako cigana na plot, dokud bin Ladena vojaci neodstrelili. Tihle psi jsou pry puvodne nejaci belgicti ovcaci, mensi a tezsi nez nemecky vlcak (okolo 30 kg). Pro akci jsou vybaveni neprustrelnyma vestama z Kevlaru a zuby z titania, na zadech maji nejen kameru a vysilacku (na usich maji specialni sluchatka), ale pro seskoky padakem z vyssi vysky dostavaji i kyslikove dychaci masky. No poctete si.












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a na zaver: Kdyz tihle americti super-psi doslouzi, tak je za odmenu posilaji na Floridu, kde travi zbytek zivota u bazenu. Co si myslite, ze tady delam ja? Ja jsem taky uz jen takovy americky sedivy unaveny stary pes...


Text v anglictine:

Dog that cornered Bin Laden

When U.S.. President Barack Obama went to Fort Campbell, Kentucky, a few weeks ago for a
highly publicized, but very private meeting with the commando team that killed Osama bin
Laden, only one of the 81 members of the super-secret SEAL DevGru unit was identified by
name: Cairo, the war dog. Cairo, like most canine members of the elite U.S. Navy SEALs, is
a Belgian Malinois. The Malinois breed is similar to German shepherds but smaller and more
compact, with an adult male weighing in the 30-kilo range.

German shepherds are still used as war dogs by the American military but
the lighter, stubbier Malinois is considered better for the tandem parachute
jumping and rappelling operations often undertaken by SEAL teams. Labrador
retrievers are also favoured by various military organizations around the world.

Like their human counterparts, the dog SEALs are highly trained, highly
skilled, highly motivated special ops experts, able to perform extraordinary
military missions by SEa, Air and Land (thus the acronym). The dogs carry
out a wide range of specialized duties for the military teams to which they
are attached: With a sense of smell 40 times greater than a human's, the
dogs are trained to detect and identify both explosive material and hostile
or hiding humans. The dogs are twice as fast as a fit human, so anyone
trying to escape is not likely to outrun Cairo or his buddies.

The dogs, equipped with video cameras, also enter certain danger zones
first, allowing their handlers to see what's ahead before humans follow.
As I mentioned before, SEAL dogs are even trained parachutists, jumping
either in tandem with their handlers or solo, if the jump is into water.
Last year canine parachute instructor Mike Forsythe and his dog Cara set
the world record for highest man-dog parachute deployment, jumping from
more than 30,100 feet up - the altitude transoceanic passenger jets fly at.
Both Forsythe and Cara were wearing oxygen masks and skin protectors for
the jump.

Here's a photo from that jump, taken by Andy Anderson for K9 Storm Inc.
(more about those folks shortly).

As well, the dogs are faithful, fearless and ferocious - incredibly frightening and efficient attackers. I have seen it reported repeatedly that the teeth of SEAL war dogs are replaced with titanium implants that are stronger, sharper and scare-your-pants-off intimidating, but a U.S. Military spokesman has denied that charge, so I really don't know (never having seen a canine SEAL face-to-face). I do know that I've never seen a photo of a war dog with anything even vaguely resembling a set of shiny metal chompers. When the SEAL DevGru team (usually known by its old designation, Team 6) hit bin Laden's Pakistan compound on May 2, Cairo 's feet would have been four of the first on the ground. And like the human SEALs, Cairo was wearing super-strong, flexible body Armour and outfitted with high-tech equipment that included "doggles" - specially designed and fitted dog googles with night-vision and infrared capability that would even allow Cairo to see human heat forms through concrete walls. Now where on earth would anyone get that kind of incredibly niche hi-tech doggie gear?

From Winnipeg, of all places. Jim and Glori Slater's Manitoba hi-tech mom-and-pop business, K9 Storm Inc., has a deserved worldwide reputation for designing and manufacturing probably the best body Armour available for police and military dogs. Working dogs in 15 countries around the world are currently protected by their K9 Storm body Armour.

Jim Slater was a canine handler on the Winnipeg Police Force when he crafted a Kevlar protective
jacket for his own dog, Olaf, in the mid-1990s. Soon Slater was making body Armour for other cop dogs, then the Canadian military and soon the world. The standard K9 Storm vest also has a load-bearing harness system that makes it ideal for tandem rappelling and parachuting.

And then there are the special hi-tech add-ons that made the K9 Storm especially appealing to the
U.S. Navy SEALs, who bought four of K9 Storm Inc.'s top-end Intruder "canine tactical assault suits"
last year for $86,000. You can be sure Cairo was wearing one of those four suits when he jumped into bin Laden's lair. Here's an explanation of all the K9 Storm Intruder special features:

Just as the Navy SEALS and other elite special forces are the sharp point of the American military
machine, so too are their dogs at the top of a canine military heirarchy. In all, the U.S. military
currently has about 2,800 active-duty dogs deployed around the world, with roughly 600 now in
Afghanistan and Iraq. Here's the link to a dandy photo essay about U.S. war dogs that just appeared in the journal Foreign Policy. Several of the photos I have included here are from Foreign Policy, as you will see. Other photos are from K9 Storm Inc.

As for the ethics of sending dogs to war, that's pretty much a moot point,
don't you think? If it's ethical to send humans into combat, then why not
dogs? At least the U.S. now treats its war dogs as full members of the military.
At the end of the Vietnam War, the U.S. combat dogs there were designated
as "surplus military equipment" and left behind when American forces pulled
out.


Pieta...

4. srpna 2011 v 4:54 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Tady je inspirace odbornikum jasna - proto se taky obraz jmenuje "Pieta (Mondriana)".


From the red ...

3. srpna 2011 v 18:01 | Milan Rezabek |  Clanky jinych autoru
Milan jiste rad poda informace k videu i fotografiim, jako kdo, s kym, o cem a pro koho...


Ich bin ein Rembrandt van Rijn...

2. srpna 2011 v 4:19 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Tento vikend jsem maloval - uklidnuji se tim. Tenhle obraz se jmenuje "Tomas Krystlik".