Červenec 2012


Jen pisnicka...

21. července 2012 v 5:39 Clanky vzpominkove a recyklovane
Hudba Chris Rea, obrazky a vzpominky jsou moje...


Americka tragedie americkyma ocima...

20. července 2012 v 20:56 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove
Jak jste si mohli precist urcite i v tom notoricky neinformovanem ceskem tisku, 19. cervence 2012 v coloradskem mestecku Aurora vesel 24-lety student lekarstvi do kina, ktere prave zacalo promitat nejnovejsiho Batmana a zacal strilet, postrelil 54 lidi, z toho 12 uz zemrelo. Urcite tragedie, ale mohla to byt daleko mensi tragedie (jen par postrelenych) a nebo zadna tragedie (zastreleny jen ten vrah), pokud by nebylo politicke korektnosti, levicaku a volu jako je nas prezident Obama. A to je skutecne nas americky vul, nasi americti volove jsou daleko lepsi a kvalitnejsi volove, nez vasi mrnavi provincialni volove z Evropy. A urcite se udivene ptate - proc jako? Rad vysvetlim - a pro vas uplne polopaticky.

Nejsem zadny fanousek do zbrani, ale uz jsem jich par drzel v ruce a par jich i vlastnim (vcetne ceskeho SA-58 samopalu) a jak moudre pravil John Rambo v Rambo III "I fired a few shots!" ("Parkrat jsem si vystrelil!) - jednoduse uznavam jejich uzitecnost. Uz to vidim jak ceske damy stredniho veku po precteni te vety uz krici "Ale ja nemam zbrane rada, to by meli zakazat!" - ano, je zrejme lepsi nemit zbrane a nechat se znasilnovat, mlatit deti a prodavat je do otroctvi, ze ano? A pripominam, ze absolutni zakaz zbrani mely pouze nacisticke a komunisticke rezimy - taky neco k zamysleni.

Domnivam se, ze pokud by v tom kine bylo jen nekolik lidi se zbranemi, tak nedoslo k zadnemu masakru, ale jen k minimalnimu poctu zraneni, protoze by okamzite onoho magora odpraskli. My Americane jsme jini nez Evropani, my mame ustavou zaruceno pravo na zivot (and pursuit of happiness) a taky pravo nosit zbrane. Dnesni populace je ale zblbla levicackou propagandou Husseina Obamy a zbrane nenosi a odmita - neveda, ze jen neozbrojeny obcan muze byt zmasakrovan jako dobytek - jak seznalo 100 milionu obeti komunismu. A kdykoliv doslo v USA k nejakemu takovemu masakru (Virginia Tech, Colombine High), tak vzdy se jednalo o zcela neozbrojene obeti! Nevidite tam souvislost?

Urcite zamitave mavate rukama a rikate, ale to jsou blbosti, o tom nas nasi komunisticti profesori na Karlove univerzite neucili a to mam Ing. napsano dole v panelaku na zvonku a venku mame i kruhovy objezd!

Takze musime prikrocit k dukazum (typicky cesky vykuk, i ten inteligentnejsi nez prumer, se vzdy pta: "A jake jsou vase dukazy! nebo "Kde si to muzu overit?") - takze prikladam dalsi novinovou zpravu, taktez z Ameriky, kde se ale ta tragedie nestala a VSICHNI JSOU NAZIVU!

Strucne shrnuti: Dva 19-ti leti spratci (cernosi, pochopitelne, Davis Dawkins a Duwayne Henderson) se rozhodli pred par dny, 13. cervence 2012, ze prepadnou internetovou kavarnu v mestecku Ocala, tady na Floride, kousek na sever od Tampy. V Ocala je obrovske sidliste pro duchodce jmenem Villages. A duchodci se vyskytovali i v tehle kavarne. Takze ti dva Demokrati vlitli do te internetove kavarny, s pistoli a basebalovou palkou a vyzadovali penize a Hande hoch!

To se hrube znelibilo 71-letemu duchodci jmenem Samuel Williams, ktery vytahl svou legalne drzenou pistoli raze .380 a zacal po nich strilet, protoze mel opravnene obavy, ze je v ohrozeni zivota a americka ustava nam slibuje, ze se tak citit nemusime. A ono to fungovalo a masakr se nekonal!!!! Vazne!!!

Podivejte se na video a budete prekvapeni jako ja, jak umi ti mladi cernosi rychle utikat, kdyz se po nich strili! A protoze strilel dobre, tak oba dva postrelil a policie uz nemela problem je chytit. Policie nema v umyslu mileho duchodce z niceho obvinovat protoze byl v pravu. Copak jsme tady v nejake Evrope?

A jake z toho plyne pouceni? Jestli porad budete volit komunisty (v jakekoliv vasi strane), tak nejen ze si nikdy nevystrelite, ale vsichni skoncite v koncentracnich taborech. ZASE. Ozbrojeny obcan je svobodny obcan.

Strelne zbrane do kazde rodiny! Samuel Colt a buh s nami a zly komunista pryc!




Tam pres Hory Mesicne...

19. července 2012 v 4:30 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky osvetove

Naucil jsem se anglicky velmi brzo, tak okolo dvanacti let veku a jelikoz jsem byl divne a citlive dite (to mi zustalo dodnes) , tak se mi libily basnicky a takove kokotiny. Uplne prvni jsem se naucil "Guy Fawkes" basnicku (stejne jako ted, i tehdy jsem byl posedly historii):

"Remember, remember the fifth of November
the Gunpowder, Treason and Plot
I see no reason why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot"

A hned jako druhou jsem se naucil Eldorado od Edgar Allan Poe a to dokonce i cesky, urcite to znate:

Tam, pres Hory Mesicne,
udolim Stinu jenz pada,
jed, smele jed!,
zni odpoved,
tam je cil Eldorada!

Me se to ale stejne vic libilo v originale, takze pak uz bylo jen logicke, ze jsem nechtel poslouchat plagiarizujiciho Karla Gotta, ale radsi Beatles. A ted original znel takhle a o tom je ten dnesni obraz:

Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

But he grew old--
This knight so bold--
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow-
"Shadow," said he,
"Where can it be--
This land of Eldorado?"

"Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The shade replied--
"If you seek for Eldorado!"

Trocha hudby...

18. července 2012 v 23:03 | Paul Shanklin



Mad Dogs & Englishmen..

18. července 2012 v 22:28 | Noel Coward |  Clanky jinych autoru

In tropical climes
There are certain times
Of day
When all the citizens retire
To take their clothes off and perspire.
It's one of those rules
That the greatest fools
Obey,
Because the sun is far too sultry
And one must avoid its ultry
Violet ray.

The natives grieve
When the white men leave
Their huts.
Because they're obviously,
Definitely
Nuts.

Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.
The Japanese don't care to,
The Chinese wouldn't dare to,
Hindus and Argentines
Sleep firmly from twelve to one,
But Englishmen
Detest a
Siesta.
In the Philippines
They have lovely screens
To protect you from the glare.
In the Malay states
There are hats like plates
Which the Britishers won't wear.
At twelve noon
The natives swoon,
And no further work is done,
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun!

Such a surprise
For the eastern eyes
To see,
That though the English are effete,
They're quite impervious to heat.
When the white man rides
Every native hides
In glee.
Because the simple creatures hope he
Will impale his solar topee
On a tree.

It seems such a shame
When the English claim
The Earth,
That they give rise
To such hilarity
And mirth.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.

Mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.
The toughest Burmese bandit
Can never understand it.
In Rangoon
The heat of noon
Is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch
Or Rye down
And lie down.
In a jungle town
Where the sun beats down
To the rage of man and beast,
The English garb
Of the English sahib
Merely gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok
At twleve'o'clock
They foam at the mouth and run,
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.

Mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.
The smallest Malay rabbit
Deplores this foolish habit.
In Hong Kong
They strike a gong
And fire off a noonday gun
To reprimand
Each inmate
Who's in late.
In the Mangrove swamps
Where the python romps
There is peace from twelve to two,
Even caribous
Lie around and snooze,
For there's nothing else to do.
In Bengal,
To move at all
Is seldom if ever done.
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday
Out in the midday
Out in the midday
Out in the midday
Out in the midday
Out in the midday
Out in the midday sun!


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/mad_dogs_englishmen_lyrics_noel_coward.html
All about Noel Coward: http://www.musictory.com/music/Noel+Coward

Vzkaz pro ty zitra...

18. července 2012 v 14:43 Clanky jinych autoru


"Život je krásný, daleká cesta,
marné však není žádné volání,
znavený není ostudou města,
hanbou je zrada a pokání,
zpáteční cesta se trestá."
(S. K. Neumann)


Prave doslo z VUSTR

17. července 2012 v 22:12

Nas clovek v Tejnicke 8...

17. července 2012 v 17:33 Clanky vzpominkove a recyklovane








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