Červenec 2016

Mrs. Clinton...

12. července 2016 v 19:53
Casto mne vytaci nazory lidi z Ceska ci Slovenska (kteri jsou jinak normalni a mam je rad, chcete okamzity priklad? : Lehotsky a Trenkler, jo Halenar taky!), kteri v jejich nazorech na americkou politiku v podstate jen opakuji, co si prectou v tech jejich pro-moskevskych a neo-komunstickych novinach. Prectete si nasledujici a pak se zamyslete - nejlepe primo hlavou. Jo vy neumite anglicky? Tak potom doprdele uz, drzte huby, stujte v pozoru a uctive soupejte nohama!!!

K domacimu studiu:

(1). Mrs. Clinton, when you were Secretary of State, why did you solicit contributions from foreign governments, (Muslim princes donated multi-millions and got favors in return) for the Clinton Foundation after you promised President Obama you would not?


(2). Mrs. Clinton, "When you left the White House after your husband's last term as president, why did you steal $200,000.00 worth of furniture, china, and artwork? And why did you tell the public that you 'returned it' when you only brought back $27,000 of it?


(3). Mrs. Clinton, why do you and your husband claim to contribute millions of dollars to charity for a tax write off when it goes directly into your Clinton Foundation which only gives out 10% of the funds to charitable purposes and you pocket the balance to support yourself tax free? What does your daughter Chelsea do there for her 3 million dollar yearly salary?


(4). Mrs. Clinton, why are you unable to account for 6 billion dollars of State department funds that seem to have disappeared while you were Secretary of State?


(5). Mrs. Clinton why did you say you were broke when you left the White House, but purchased a 5 million dollar home, built an addition for the secret service, and charge the tax payers of the United States $15,000.00 a month for their rent, an amount that pays your the entire mortgage?


(6). Mrs. Clinton why did you lie to the American people about the terrorist attack in Benghazi, but managed to tell the truth to your daughter that same night it happened?


(7). Mrs. Clinton, why did you say, "I do not recall," "I have no recollection," and "I don't know" 56 times while testifying under oath during the Starr investigations?


(8). Mrs. Clinton, what really happened to Ron Brown when he was about to testify against you and your husband?


(9). Mrs. Clinton what really happened to law partner Vince Foster? There is no way he committed suicide in Fort Marcy Park. The gun was found in his right hand, Vince Foster was left handed?


VOTE Donald J. Donald Trump For President


Trump...

12. července 2016 v 19:37
The folks speaking out against Trump are helping me make up my mind a little more every day!!!!

Is he the Perfect Candidate whose thoughts mirrors mine on all fronts??? NOPE
Does he say everything the way I wish he would say it??? NOPE
Am I absolutely sure that his motives are absolutely Pure??? NOPE
Can I point to any other Dem Politician that I like better??? NOPE
Is there any of the other RINO Politicians I like better??? NOPE
Am I going to sit home, refuse to Vote, and let Hillary win because he is NOT Perfect??? NOPE
Do I like what I have seen or the last 7-1/2 years with the Jerk that sleeps in my White House??? NOPE
Do I like the "fundamental changes" that same Jerk has brought about in MY America??? NOPE
OK, your turn to decide what you are going to do in about 5 months!!!!!!!!!

The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

Obama is against Trump... Check
The Media are against Trump... Check
The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check
The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check
The Pope is against Trump... Check
The UN is against Trump... Check
The EU is against Trump... Check
China is against Trump... Check
Mexico is against Trump... Check
Soros is against Trump... Check
Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check
Move On is against Trump... Check
Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check
Bushes are against Trump ... Check
Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check
Hillary & Bernie are both against Trump ... Check
Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check
Islam is against Trump ... Check
Kasich & Cruz are against Trump ... Check
Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check

NOW THAT BEING SAID...

It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have.
If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES--- all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time!!
Most of all, it will be the People's Choice...

PLUS
He's not a Lifetime Politician...Check
He's not a Lawyer.....Check
He's not doing it for the money...Check
He's a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents. . .

Bonus points . . !
Whoopi says she will leave the country...
Rosie says she will leave the country...
Sharpton says he will leave the country...
Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...
Cher says she will leave the country...
Cyrus says she will leave the country...
The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail....
Hillary will go to jail.....
The budget will be balanced in 8 years....
Americans will have first choice at jobs.....
You will not be able to marry your pet....
You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify...
(Not a criminal or crazy, etc.)
Veterans will receive the care they deserve....
Only live registered U.S. citizens can vote....
You can have and keep your own doctor.....
You can say whatever you want without being called a racist,
Islamophobic, xenophobic, etc....
He will make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP!


Dotaz pro ctenare...

11. července 2016 v 15:37
Prisel mi tenhle dotaz od pravidelneho ctenare meho blogu:

Prilozene fotografie jsou z obdobi 1946-1948. Je to zrejme sjezd nejake politicke strany. Neni to KSC tak zbyvaji jen 3. Zajimalo by mne jestli nekdo nepozna vnitrek budovy, nekde v Praze nebo recnika, zda by se dalo zjistit co to je za stranu. Nenechte se zmylit obrazem Stalina, ten by povinny uz od konce valky ve verejnych budovach. Pokud Vas to zajima, predem diky.




Stara pohlednice z 1937

5. července 2016 v 4:49 Clanky vzpominkove a recyklovane
Pravidelny ctenar tohoto blogu mi poslal tuto pohlednici "Z pozustalosti po rodicich, jen tak pro zajimavost ze jste tam odsud." Ano, je to jasne, je to Kromerizska ulice, vpravo klaster, za nim kostel, pres ulici fara a na farske strane smerem sem za tou zidkou je zakladni skola, kde jsem chodil 9 let. Nepropadl jsem ani jednou.



Prisly dalsi ctyri fotky:

Preposilam ve vyssim rozliseni. Jestli pak tam ty slunecni hodiny na kostele jeste jsou a nebo ten Kriz a take za kostelem je sloup, zapomel jsem jak se to jmenuje, je jen mensi nez ten co Horakova pomohla strhnout na Staromestskem namesti aby tam Gottwald mohl mit tribunu. Nepodarilo se mi rozlustit co to bylo za obchod na prave strane. To ale asi ta pani "Moravska" co komentovala zna.





Poznamk R.H. Ta budova uplne vpravo, to bylo Holaskovo a bylo tam krejcovstvi, v 60. letech tam staval zaparkovany vychodonemecky nakladacek Robur Garant, vevnitr byla pojizdna prodejna textilu. Ten dreveny kriz na zdi kostela i ty slunecni hodiny tam porad jsou.

Jan Jurtik (1928-2014), takovy normalni zivot...

3. července 2016 v 18:08 | Ross Hedvicek |  Clanky vzpominkove a recyklovane
Kdyz Jan Jurtik predloni v lete zemrel, oznameni o jeho smrti bylo uzasny "understatement", coz jak verim, by plne vyhovovalo jeho naturelu. Obituary znelo takhle:

Jan Jurtik, 86, formerly of Lower Nazareth Township and Englewood, Florida, passed away on Monday, June 30, 2014, at Gracedale. He was the husband of the late Winifred (Fenton) Jurtik with whom he shared 30 years of marriage prior to her passing. Born: Born in Strani, Czechoslovakia on June 21, 1928, he was a son of the late Jan and Maria Jurtik. Personal: Jan served as a matre d' in charge of food and beverage at various casinos in Las Vegas and Tahoe before retiring. He enjoyed boating, was a member of the Elk's Club in Englewood, Florida, a former soccer coach, and ski instructor at Lake Tahoe. Jan was of the Catholic faith. Survivors: He is survived by his companion of 21 years, Delilah G. Murante of Nazareth; and her children, Joseph Murante and his companion, Donna of Bushkill Township, and Dianne Erkinger and her husband, Dennis of Bath; three (3) grandchildren; five (5) great-grandchildren; his sister, Anna Matuchoya of Czechoslovakia; many nieces and nephews. In addition to his late wife, Winifred, he was preceded in death by his brother and seven (7) sisters. Services: were private with interment at Holy Family Parish Cemetery, Nazareth. Arrangements provided by the George G. Bensing Funeral Home, Inc., Village of Moorestown Bath.

Takze shrnuto: Narodil se ve Strani (u Uherskeho Hradiste) a pak byl cisnikem v Las Vegas, dozil se 86 let. Mezitim se asi nic zajimaveho neprihodilo - coz by si neinformovany ctenar nutne musel z oznameni vyvodit. Jenze - ja jsem informovany (cim si myslite, ze tech tricet let mnohe ctenare tak seru, peknou tvarickou urcite ne?) a Jan Jurtik byl muj kamarad po mnoho let. Uz jsem o nem psal v drivejsich clancich, tak to jen trochu rozsirim.

Jan Jurtik byl velmi male postavy, tudiz pro nas to byl vzdy "Jenda" a mel vzdy tendenci vam s vaznym oblicejem tvrdit, ze se vlastne nic zajimaveho behem jeho zivota neprihodilo a ze to byla jedna velika sranda. Anglicky se tomu rika "understatement" - coz je snaha podhodnocovat veci ci udalosti. Krasny priklad understatementu je ve filmu Rambo III, filmy plne strileni, kde hlavni hrdina John Rambo (v podani Sylvestra Stallone) na otazku jednoho nevericiho Tomase, zda umi strilet, odpovida, aniz by hnul brvou: "I fired a few shots!" (Jo, parkrat jsem si vystrelil!) - tedy s uvazenim, kolik uz vystrilel munice, je to obrovsky understatement jen rict, ze si parkrat vystrelil. A Jenda byl neco podobneho. A taky si nepochybne parkrat vystrelil. Takze vam tady povzpominam, co z nej za ty roky co jsem ho znal vypadlo...

Jenda se narodil ve Strani, vesnici jen s jednou ulici na hranici se Slovenskem, nejmladsi z asi 9 deti a vyucil se cisnikem a sel provozovat remeslo do Prahy. Takze byl vrchni v restauraci v Praze (myslim, ze to byla kavarna Slavia) a nekdy v lete 1948 ho komuniste zavreli. Jenda tvrdi (to je jeho verze), ze uplne nevinne, ze on s politikou prece nemel vubec nic spolecneho! Akorat pry v jeho restauraci mivali komuniste schuze a porady a k Jendovi, kteremu tehdy bylo 20 let, prisel neznamy clovek a pozadal ho, jestli by vzdycky, jak tam ti komunisti budou mit schuze, nezapl takovy maly mikrofonek a zesilovac v rohu mistnosti za takovou oponou. No proc by neudelal bliznimu svemu dobre, rikal si pry Jenda a zapinal a vypinal a zapinal a vypinal az si pro nej prisli policajti. V kriminale sedel ve vysetrovaci vazbe az do vanoc, a tehdy pry byla takova doba, ze na vanoce pousteli vezne domu - no kdyz jsou ty Vanoce.

A tak pry byl na vanoce propusten domu i Jan Jurtik. Tou dobou mu ale uz bylo jasne, ze to dobre nebude a tak na Novy rok sel pesky pres sumavske hvozdy do Nemecka. A chytili je, ale nez pry doslo na nej rada na vyslech, tak pry Jenda strcil svou pistoli za dvirka na vymetani sazi z komina (snad tam ta pistole je dodnes) a pak pry tvrdil, ze je cisnik, co hledal na Sumave praci v nejakem rekreacnim stredisku a zabloudil. No ze ho pry zavezou pod hlidkou zpatky do Prahy a tam se uvidi... do Prahy uz ovsem Jenda nedojel, protoze sel za jizdy na zachod, vykopl zachodove okynko u vlaku a vyskocil za jizdy z vlaku - a Sumavu tentokrat presel uspesne. No nic tak svetoborneho, prece...

A pak byl v Australii, no predtim trosinku spolupracoval s Americanama v Nemecku, tak nejak se srandovne jmenovali, CIC nebo tak nejak, ale opravdu jen trosinku, delal tlumocnika a semtam prevedl nejake ty lidi z Ceska do Nemecka, kdyz uz ted znal tu cestu dobre, no jak rikam, jen trosinku, jen to co bylo potreba...

A pak mel v Australii na plazi restauraci, ale prisel tajfun a z restaurace zustaly jen ty cementove bloky v pisku. A tak sel do Ameriky a delal cisnika v hotelich v Las Vegas - vzdycky jen cisnika a na vyletnich lodich delal cisnika a jezdil ruzne po svete, ve vsech moznych pristavech byl.. to jsem nevedel Jene, ze lasvegaske kasina operuji vyletni lode?... no to bylo US Navy ty lode... Ze ja blbec jsem se ptal... Coz vysvetlilo, proc na jedne z fotek na sobe nemel cisnickou uniformu, ale jakousi jinou a ty tri pasky na rameni, to neni vrchni cisnik, ale U.S. Navy Commander... no prece nic svetoborneho, uplne normalka.

Ale na toho cisnika v Las Vegas na to ma dukazy. Desitky fotografii na zdech, tady s Elvisem, taky jako cisnik obsluhuje Chucka Connorse, tady se objima s Frankem Ol' Blue Eyes. Jednou jsem zahledl v jeho penezence pri placeni v hospode placku s velkou zlatou hvezdou... ukaz co to mas, Jeniku? Las Vegas Police Department? A k tomu jsi prisel kde, kdyz jsi delal cisnika? Vis Rosto, ja uz mam tech sedmdesat let a ja si hodne veci nepamatuju - dobre vino, ze?

Jak to asi bylo s tim Las Vegas Police Department jsem si ale behem kratke doby potom poskladal sam z ruznych zminek a poznamek a souvislosti. Je mozne, ze Jendovo zamestnani jako "maitre d' in charge of food and beverage" nebylo vlastne primarni zamestnani, ale jen "cover job". Byla to tehdy doba likvidace vlady mafie v lasvegaskych casinech a zda se, ze Jenda prilozil ruku k dilu. Kdysi mi vypravel, jak odesel "do duchodu na Floride". Ze vecer byl jeste v zamestnani a "pak se rozhodl" a rano uz byl v letadle smerem Florida i s manzelkou. Na Floride si vsechno koupil nove, dum, nabytek, osobni veci a obleceni. Dum v Las Vegas ze pro nej prodal jakysi kamos. Takze na te Floride se (dle meho nazoru) vlastne schovaval pred pomstou organizovaneho zlocinu - obzvlast kdyz v dobe toho "odchodu do duchodu na Floride" mu bylo jen 49 let. O Witness Protection Program jsme se nikdy nebavili.

Na Floride uz potom Jenda nikdy vazne nepracoval, i kdyz mel spoustu konicku a hobby, nekdy i "vedlejsi zamestnani". Tak jsme se vlastne seznamili. Byli jsme na Floride jeste z Canady, abych si tam koupil svuj prvni floridsky dum a sedeli jsme v bance a bankovni urednik se vyptaval odkud jsme a tak a kdyz slysel, ze z "cekoslovakija" tak povida, ze jejich bankovni poslicek je taky odtamtud a ze za chvili prijede.

Za chvili prijel na jizdnim kole-trikolce maly chlapik v havajske kosili vykasane z kratkych kalhot s tou typickou rozhalenkou ze 70tych let, kde bylo videt chlupata prsa a tlusty zlaty retez na krku, ktery v Cesku nosi jen cigani. A to byl Jenda. Mel takove vedlejsi zamestnani, ze mezi bankami prevazel dokumenty a penize. Na tom jizdnim kole-trikolce. Na Floride je porad leto a pocasi porad pekne, tak co? "Prevazite penize? A to se nebojite, pane Jurtik?" Jenda zavrtel hlavou a jednim pohybem vytahl zpod kosili vzadu za pasem petactyricitku Smith&Wesson. "Co bychom se bali?" povida. "Rozdelame ohen - to zazene vlky!".

Co se tyka jeho konicku, tak, ze delal instruktora lyzovani, tak u toho jsem nebyl. Ovsem jak trenoval nekolik tymu malych kluku-zaku ve fotbale (soccer), u toho uz jsem byl - vsechno na tech nekolika fotbalovych hristich na San Casa v parku. Dedek mel uz sedmdesat let, ale furt jeste lital jak pero z jedne strany hriste na druhou s malyma deckama a jeste jim ty zapasy obcas i piskal jako rozhodci. Mel i lod (Florida je u more) a casto byl na mori a s oblibou lovil zraloky. Kdyz mne tu byl navstivit Jerry Masar z Toronta, tak jsem ho poslal s Jendou na more a Jerry si vecer privezl domu zraloka a mel z toho narodni svatek. Jo a taky jsme chodivali na bowling - to je ten kulecnik jak hazite kouli po te draze. Jenda mel i kulecnikove koule vyrobene na miru, s temi vyvrtanyma dirama, aby mu to pasovalo presne na prsty.

V roce 1993 mu zemrela manzelka Winifred a Jenda zacal chodit do mistniho klubu pro duchodce, zvaneho ELK's - to je ten s tou velkou sochou jelena pred budovou, dedousci tam maji vsechno, vari se tam, hraje muzika, maji tam bar. "A bavi te to tam, Jendo?" - "To vis, ze jo - sedim u baru, presne uprostred, z jedne strany ctyri zenske, z druhe aspon tri - a vecer nikdy nejdu domu sam!"

Po smrti manzelky byl nekolikrat i v Cesku, za komunistu tam nejezdil. A tam se nekde ve Zline behem jedne navstevy seznamil s o tricet let mladsi baculatou blondynou, ktera hned byla po nasteve tehotna a mela dite. Jenda ji pozval na Floridu, ale kaca byla jebnuta vlastenka, co umela jen rusky a na Floride se ji moc nelibilo, protoze nikomu a nicemu nerozumela. O rok pozdeji byla po druhe navsteve tehotna znovu. To uz na Jendu bylo moc a prohlasil, ze ji zaplati alimenty, kdyz tedy ona nechce jit na Floridu a hotovo.

"No zaplatil jsem ji ty alimenty na celych 18 let dopredu, tak tam maji plnoletost." "A kolik te to dobrodruzstvi stalo, Jendo?" "No dal jsem ji sto tisic." "Korun?" "Ne, dolaru prece." Baculata blondyna se uz potom neozvala. Urcite dnes (uz je to pres 18 let) nadava na Americany, jak ji okradli, osustili a opustili.

Dalsi vynikajici dobrodruzstvi se Jendovi prihodilo pri navsteve pribuznych, kdyz Jendu jedna z jeho starsich sester presvedcila, ze by mel uvazovat o prestehovani se na stari, na duchod do Ceske republiky (byla zvazovana koupe domu ve Frystaku, kousek od Zlina) a za tim ucelem by si mel otevrit v Cesku bankovni ucet a pronajmout bankovni schranku a dat tam vsechno to zlato, ktere Jenda mel a nebylo to tajemstvim ani jeho sourozencum. No a tak Jenda dal penize do ceske banky a zlato a zlate mince do bankovni schranky a podpisove pravo dal sve sestre a klice od bankovni schranky taky - no pro pripad, kdyby se mu neco stalo, jen pro to.

Kdyby se mu neco stalo ... jenze Jendovi se nic nestalo a kdyz prijel po pul roce zase do Ceska, tak konto i bankovni schranka zely prazdnotou. Jeho sestra mu sdelila, ze jejich mladi NUTNE potrebovali opravit strechu a Jenda ty penize prece tak nutne nepotrebuje, ze? "Za ty penize mohla mit nove strechy cela dedina" - pravil Jenda a od te doby uz v Cesku nebyl.

No bylo toho jeste mnohem vic a byl to takovy normalni zivot...



Jenda a Don Rickles

Jenda a Grizzly Adams (nedavno zemrel, vygooglujte si to)

Jenda a Merv Griffin

Jenda a Chuck Connors "The Rifleman"

Jenda a Elvis. On Elvisovi Jenda zahlasil: "On byl cely opuchly v ksichte a ty prasky zral celymi hrstmi".